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Ban on blogging

December 15, 2010 - Nikki Younk
I don't like blogs. I don't like maintaining a blog. I don't like reading blogs.

Sadly, I don't have a choice in the matter. Therefore, I will write a blog about why I don't like blogs.

Reasons to hate blogging (for the writer): — Lack of topics. — Lack of time. — The idea that readers across the world wide weberverse are snickering at my thoughtful, sensitive prose. — It's way too difficult to convey my thoughts and opinions in a few, short paragraphs. — The nagging feeling that I should keep my thoughts and opinions to myself anyway. Hey, that's what diaries are for.

Reasons to hate blogging (for the reader): — Poor grammar and spelling. — Generally, bloggers don't know what they're talking about. — Receiving WAY too much personal information from the writer. — Bloggers lead dull lives, and dull lives lead to dull entries. Do you really want to know my new favorite type of Japanese candy? or what my cat Big Man did yesterday? or what I ate for breakfast? I would think not.



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