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Super Bowl humor

February 6, 2011 - Burt Angeli
From the funny side of pro football and the Super Bowl ...

Might be best the Bears lost to the Packers. Noted Greg Connors of the Buffalo News on why Secret Service agents won't be thrilled if their Bears fan of a boss decides to attend the Super Bowl: "You try telling Ditka and Butkus they have to submit to enhanced pat-downs." ...

Freqent visitor to the Happi Inn in Las Vegas showed up at The Daily News office wearing a pro wrestling championship belt. “I have to get this back to Aaron,” he exclaimed. That would be Aaron Rodgers, who indicates an imaginary title belt after scoring a touchdown ...

Comedian Jeff Cesario of Kenosha, giving the Milwaukee JournalSentinel 10 reasons to love the Packers: “No. 2: I love the fact that several years back a guy in a small-plane crash was spared serious injury because he was wearing a Cheesehead. Try that with a set of Vikings antlers.” ..

From Pat McCurdy’s heart-warming “We Love the Green and Gold” song: “I like my wife, she’s OK. And for my kids, I’m thankful almost every day. I like family, it’s so dear to me. But I love the Green Bay Packers.” ...

Sydicated columnist Norman Chad, on the The Wall Street Journal study concluding that Fox's Daryl Johnston is pro football’s most talkative color commentator at 99.3 words a minute: "If he says grace before Sunday dinner, nobody will ever eat." ...

 
 

 

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