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When Trump is in charge

April 8, 2011 - Jim Anderson
Sneak preview of President Donald Trump’s appointees:

— White House chief of staff: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

— Secretary of Defense: Chuck Norris

— Secretary of Transportation: Dale Earnhart Jr.

— Secretary of Energy: Richard Simmons

— Secretary of Education: Mary Kay Letourneau

— Secretary of Commerce: Bob Barker

— Secretary of Homeland Security: Daniel “Danny” Ocean

— Secretary of Interior: Martha Stewart

— Secretary of Labor: Michael Scott

— Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: George Jefferson

— Secretary of State: Austin "Chumlee" Russell

— Secretary of Treasury: Bernard Madoff*

— Secretary of Health and Human Services: Britney Spears

— Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Major Benson Winifred Payne

— Secretary of Agriculture: Oliver Wendell Douglas

— United States Trade Representatives: Budweiser Clydesdales

— Director of Management & Budget: Wesley Snipes**

— U.S. Attorney General: Saul (Better call Saul!) Goodman

— Ambassador to the United Nations: The GEICO gecko***

— Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers: George W. Bush

— Environmental Protection Agency administrator: Homer Simpson

— Press Secretary: Charlie Sheen

(List is subject to change without notice.)

* (Subject to acceptance of plea agreement by Atty. Gen. Goodman)

** (See above)

***(If able to provide proof of citizenship)

 
 

 

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