Three of the highest-volume stores in Iron Mountain seem to think I am to use their self-checkout lanes.

I have news for them:

— It is not my job and I am not being paid to check myself out at these nor any other store.

— It is not my job and I am not being paid to bag my purchases at these stores nor at any other stores.

— Of the stores we have left in town, I will take my business elsewhere in an attempt to shop locally.