IRON MOUNTAIN — The Iron Mountain High School Drama Club will present “Alibis” by Jonathan Dorf and Ian McWethy.

It will be performed at 7 p.m. Friday and 2 and 7 p.m. Saturday. Tickets are available online and at the door: $10 for adults and $7 for students.

This rogues’ gallery is a modern comedy wrapped in a classic whodunnit. When eccentric billionaire J. Leslie Arlington is murdered, a clueless detective finds the suspects are all reluctant to admit their alibis … because they were all committing other ridiculous crimes at the time.

You never know what’s coming next when your suspects include disgruntled chefs, maniacal CEOs and vengeful divas, but one thing’s for certain: Every alibi is absolutely absurd.